Joined Dec 21 2009
Whats up, bitches. You may remember me from the MLW days...but I'm back. I've been training hard with my old college roommate Kevin, for my return to glory in 2010! He repeatedly would slam me against doors and other furniture, often contorting my body into un-natural positions. He would sit on my face and not let me breath, so I can handle that when it comes from Dave Ball. Also...Mr. Friday Night, you are a pussy. John Michael...I am going to put out your inferno with my bird piss huhuhuhuhu. My talons are clipped, and they will be inserted fully into your anus for your pain and my pleasure.
In 2010, "Handsome" Tommy Kane....I am coming for your belt. You will not be so Handsome after I poop drop you into submission!!